Your Stupid Minds returns to the bottomless well of content that is the Barbarian Brothers (at least until we run out of Barbarian Brothers movies) with 1994\u2019s Twin Sitters, a movie that rips off Mr. Nanny wholesale but posits the question \u201cwhat if there were TWO big beefy guys instead of one?\u201d
Peter and David Falcone (played by Peter and David Paul, respectively, since it\u2019s entirely possible they are incapable of responding to any first name but their own) are two muscle-bound goofballs who need money to open their own Italian restaurant. When they stop a trio of assassins in a playground in which they just happen to be hanging out, the target of the assassination, Frank (Jared Martin) hires them to guard his two nephews.
Frank has turned state\u2019s witness and plans to testify against an evil mob-like guy Leland Stromm (George Lazenby) for dumping toxic waste improperly. The two goons go to Frank\u2019s mansion in their monster truck to guard the nephews, but wait a minute\u2026 the nephews are also\u2026 twins???
If you\u2019ve seen Mr. Nanny you know how this goes. The twins, Bradley and Steven (Christian and Joseph Cousins) enact a series of escalating \u201cpranks\u201d on their guardians that border on (or are) attempted first degree murder. Eventually the twin sets become friends, but can they stay out of danger in time for the uncle to testify?