The Ass Turd Show

Published: Oct. 16, 2019, 10 a.m.

b'This week on YFT, Brandi is losing her mind and drowning in feces as she attempts to single-parent ten animals, and Wells is recovering from a drunken Nashville weekend and struggling to move forward with his erotic grandparent bit after receiving mixed reviews. Wells woke up early after a redeye to record the pod, only to get no response from Brandi who was busy riding horses \\u2013 literally her only excuse not to answer her phone, and this includes when she is riding Reinhardt. After Ass Turd poops on the floor during recording, Wells has no choice but to forgive Brandi who has officially reached her dog-poo limit. The hosts share some of their least favorite things like people who follow over 1,000 Twitter accounts (don\\u2019t your thumbs hurt?), watches that make your wrist look like a little bitch, and people attempting to recreate classic movies. They also discuss some of their new fave things such as the Grey\\u2019s spinoff, Private Practice, and \\u201cSophia\\u201d Turner\\u2019s role in X-Men. And lastly, make sure to leave YFT a 5-star review so that Wells can read it while on the toilet. Thanks, guys!\\xa0\\nThanks to our awesome sponsors. Check out these deals for our YFT-ers!\\xa0\\xa0\\xa0\\nANCIENT NUTRITION\\u2013 Get $10 off at AncientNutrition.com when you use promo code YFT\\nAUDIBLE\\u2013 Start listening with a 30-day Audible trial, and choose 1 audiobook and 2 Audible Originals absolutely free. Visit Audible.com/YFT or text YFT to 500-500.\\nARTICLE\\u2013 Get $50 off your first purchase of $100 or more when you go to Article.com/YFT'