John and Ron saw it, so you don't have to. "Cats" is being called, "A cinematic disaster of epic proportions." Peter Howell claims to have had to, "resist the urge to remove a shoe to throw at the screen." Matt Goldberg writes, "The film everyone is in is largely the musical of cats singing about what kind of cats they are until you pray for the sweet release of death." Cats is playing nation-wide, if you want to atone for past misdeeds before Santa comes.