After soaking in the news about Sony's plans not to release "The Interview" due to threats by terrorists, we show a rare display\xa0of unity as we\xa0take turns angrily expressing our disappointment in Peter Jackson's new movie\xa0"The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies". Along the way we discuss everything we love about J.R.R. Tolkien's literature and why Jackson's original "The Lord of the Rings" trilogy was such\xa0a dramatically superior moviegoing experience.