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Our premiere episode. Officer Doug Eiffel, communications officer on board the U.S.S. Hephaestus Station, is willing to go to any lengths to procrastinate his work. Tasked with a pointless hunt for alien intelligence, Eiffel would much rather spend his time complaining about the station\u2019s malfunctioning autopilot system and making sure his stash of contraband cigarettes doesn\u2019t fall into the wrong hands. But when his instruments start picking up a mysterious radio signal from an unidentified source, Eiffel begins to wonder if someone - or something \u2013 could be trying to communicate with the Hephaestus. Plus, explosions, dangerous experiments,\xa0non-destructive hair driers, handy-dandy tips for surviving in outer space, and creative interpretations for the word coffee.\nHosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.\nLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices