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Welcome to Day 1477 of our Wisdom-Trek, and thank you for joining me.This is Guthrie Chamberlain, Your Guide to WisdomWatch What You Say \u2013 Humor UnpluggedWisdom - the final frontier to true knowledge.\xa0Welcome to Wisdom-Trek! Where our mission is to create a legacy of wisdom, to seek out discernment and insights, to boldly grow where few have chosen to grow before. Hello, my friend, I am Guthrie Chamberlain, your Captain on our journey to increase Wisdom and Create a Living Legacy.\xa0Thank you for joining us today as we explore wisdom on our 2nd millennium of podcasts. This is Day 1477 of our Trek, and time for a 3-minute mini-trek called Humor Unplugged.\xa0Our Thursday podcast will provide a short and clean funny story to help you lighten up and live a rich and satisfying life.\xa0Something to cheer you and give a bit a levity in your life.\xa0We are told in\xa0 (https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Proverbs+17:22&version=NLT)\xa0A\xa0cheerful\xa0heart is good medicine, but a broken spirit saps a person\u2019s strength.\xa0Consider this your vitamin supplement of cheer for today.\xa0So let\u2019s jump right in with today\u2019s funny which is titled:
Watch What You Say
Miss Jones, the first-grade teacher at Walnut Hill Elementary School was so excited for the start of her first year of teaching.\xa0\xa0On the first day of class, she stood proudly by her classroom door and greeted each child.\xa0As each of the children passed her, she stooped down, introduced herself, and ask them their name.\xa0\xa0Once all the children were seated she asked them all to turn to lesson one in their math book.\xa0From the back of the room, she overhead little Johnny let out a string of bad words.\xa0Not quite sure that she believed what she heard, she said, \u201cJohnny, what did you just say?\u201d So Johnny piped up and proudly repeated it.\xa0Miss Jones was astonished that any first grader would use such language.\xa0She sternly said, \u201cLittle Johnny, don\u2019t you ever use language like that again, not near me, not ever! Where on earth did you learn that?\u201d\xa0Looking a bit bewildered, Johnny replied, \u201cI learned it from my dad, Miss Jones.\u201d\xa0Indignant, Miss Jones said, \u201cWell, your daddy should be ashamed.\xa0I hope you don\u2019t know what all that even means?\u201d\xa0Johnny shrugged his shoulders and said, \u201cOh, but I do; it means the car won\u2019t start.\u201d
I hope that brought a smile to your face today.\xa0If it did pass your smile onto some else, we all could use a kind smile each day.\xa0Our Thursday thought is, \u201cChildren seldom misquote.\xa0In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you should not have said\u201d


Here is our verse for today:
(https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Proverbs%2015%3A28&version=NLT)
The\xa0heart\xa0of the godly thinks carefully before speaking; the mouth of the wicked\xa0overflows with evil words.
Just as you enjoy these nuggets of humor, please encourage your friends and family to join us and then come along tomorrow for another day of \u2018Wisdom-Trek, Creating a Legacy.\u2019\xa0If you would like to listen to any of our past 1476 treks or read the Wisdom Journal, they are all available at Wisdom-Trek.com.\xa0\xa0I encourage you to subscribe to Wisdom-Trek on your favorite podcast player so that each day will be downloaded to you automatically.
Thank you for allowing me to be your guide, mentor, and most importantly, I am your friend as I serve you in through this Wisdom-Trek podcast and journal each day.
As we take this Trek of life together, let us always:
Live Abundantly (Fully)
Love Unconditionally
Listen Intentionally
Learn Continuously
Lend to others Generously
Lead with Integrity
Leave a Living Legacy Each Day
I am Guthrie Chamberlain\u2026.reminding you to \u2019Keep Moving Forward,\u2019 \u2018Enjoy your Journey,\u2019 and \u2018Create a Great Day\u2026Everyday\u2019! See you tomorrow for Futuristic Friday!