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Welcome to Day 1447 of our Wisdom-Trek, and thank you for joining me.This is Guthrie Chamberlain, Your Guide to WisdomGo Forth and Multiply \u2013 Humor UnpluggedWisdom - the final frontier to true knowledge.\xa0Welcome to Wisdom-Trek! Where our mission is to create a legacy of wisdom, to seek out discernment and insights, to boldly grow where few have chosen to grow before. Hello, my friend, I am Guthrie Chamberlain, your Captain on our journey to increase Wisdom and Create a Living Legacy.\xa0Thank you for joining us today as we explore wisdom on our 2nd millennium of podcasts. This is Day 1447 of our Trek, and time for a 3-minute mini-trek called Humor Unplugged.\xa0Our Thursday podcast will provide a short and clean funny story to help you lighten up and live a rich and satisfying life.\xa0Something to cheer you and give a bit a levity in your life.\xa0We are told in\xa0 (https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Proverbs+17:22&version=NLT)\xa0A\xa0cheerful\xa0heart is good medicine, but a broken spirit saps a person\u2019s strength.\xa0Consider this your vitamin supplement of cheer for today.\xa0So let\u2019s jump right in with today\u2019s funny which is titled:
Go Forth and MultiplyAfter the great flood, Noah was so anxious to rid the Ark of all the animals, and move onto a normal life. After investing 100 years building the Ark and then being quarantined for over a year with a bunch of smelly animals, Noah opens up the Ark and let all the animals out.\xa0Follow God\u2019s commands, Noah stands at the door and tells every pair of animals to \u201cGo forth and multiply!\u201d This feat alone took over a week before all the animals were out of the Ark.\xa0After he thought all of the animals we out, he went back in to sweep the Ark clean and to make sure no animals or creatures were left behind.\xa0Noah thought he was all finished, but did one last walk through with his family checking every corner.\xa0\xa0As Noah was closing the great doors of the Ark, he hears something move in a dark corner.\xa0When checks closer, he notices that two snakes are sitting in a dark corner.
Noah being very disturbed that the snakes were not off of the Ark.\xa0So Noah says to them, \u201cDidn't you hear me? You can go now. Go forth and multiply."
The snakes looked a bit embarrassed and replied, "We can't; we are adders."I hope that brought a smile to your face today.\xa0If it did pass your smile onto some else, we all could use a kind smile each day.\xa0Our Thursday thought is, \u201c (https://www.azquotes.com/quote/478622?ref=snakes)\u201d

Here is our verse for today:
Genesis 9:1 (https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Genesis+9%3A1&version=NLT)
Then God blessed Noah and his sons and told them, \u201cBe fruitful and multiply. Fill the earth.
Just as you enjoy these nuggets of humor, please encourage your friends and family to join us and then come along tomorrow for another day of \u2018Wisdom-Trek, Creating a Legacy.\u2019\xa0If you would like to listen to any of our past 1446 treks or read the Wisdom Journal, they are all available at Wisdom-Trek.com.\xa0\xa0I encourage you to subscribe to Wisdom-Trek on your favorite podcast player so that each day will be downloaded to you automatically.
Thank you for allowing me to be your guide, mentor, and most importantly, I am your friend as I serve you in through this Wisdom-Trek podcast and journal each day.
As we take this Trek of life together, let us always:
Live Abundantly (Fully)
Love Unconditionally
Listen Intentionally
Learn Continuously
Lend to others Generously
Lead with Integrity
Leave a Living Legacy Each Day
I am Guthrie Chamberlain\u2026.reminding you to \u2019Keep Moving Forward,\u2019 \u2018Enjoy your Journey,\u2019 and \u2018Create a Great Day\u2026Everyday\u2019! See you tomorrow for Futuristic Friday!