Retired cat burglar Cary Grant is pursued by socialite Grace Kelly in Alfred Hitchcock’s To Catch a Thief (1955) despite being old enough to be her father. John Woo’s Once A Thief (1991) keeps us on the Côte d'Azur but varies from caper comedy to bullet ballet wildly and isn’t among his best. Marlon Brando’s final performance complements method actors Robert De Niro and Edward Norton collaborating on a customs house heist in Frank Oz’s The Score (2001). Joe’s recommendation of The Good Thief (2002) is a clear winner this week and Nick Nolte’s greatest role since The Thin Red Line. Also: Nous commençons en Français. One of our dinosaurs is missing. Joe gives a fashion critique. Dee rechristens Chow Yun Fat to Chew Yun Fat. Joe has too much coffee and insults Trump. Canadian museum guards are undeniably more professional (and polite). Dee confuses Neil Jordan with Neil Marshall. We play a game of “What’s In It For Me?”. Improvised Nerd Fight this week is favorite movie heists and Joe admits not including Hudson Hawk was a mistake!