The Matrix Resurrections

Published: Jan. 3, 2022, 12:55 p.m.

Red Pill or Blue Pill or Cyanide Pill? You take the Blue pill, only 18 years have passed, you\u2019re living the dream as a video game God but you feel like a piece of you is missing. You take the Red pill, 60 years have passed, you wake up in a pool of goo with tubes coming out you again but at least your soulmate is there. You take the Cyanide pill, you watch a 2 hour and 28 minute film called The Matrix Resurrections (2021) that stars Keanu Reeves, Carrie Ann Moss, Yahya Abdul-Mateen III, Jonathan Groff, and Neil Patrick Harris. Rinse off the goo, throw some people with your mind, and grab a handful of strawberries because this is the greatest love story of all.