J and Y discuss the piece of F-ing S that is the ninth (and at the moment final) film in the troubled Hellraiser film franchise, a rushed "make it or lose your rights to the IP" stinker so bad that it makes the previous terrible film look positively competent. Even the real Pinhead, Doug Bradley, refused to show up for this one, replaced by a hapless, scenery chewing standin who sets the tone for the rest of the film by being simultaneously overt and dull. Also, two young men keep shouting TIJUANA, and a baby dies? It's a real keeper, basically.