Episode 5: Hellraiser: Inferno

Published: June 10, 2013, 4 p.m.

You got your cop noir in my Hellraiser franchise! No, YOU got YOUR obligatory Pinhead appearance in my unrelated spec script! Basically, Inferno's one of those "two okay tastes that taste like butt together" situations, and Josh and Yakov go into weary, maddened detail about just how and why the film manages to not do most of the things it's trying to do as well as it ought to have. Also: twin karate cowboys.