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Do you ever wish your cable guy would just install your cable and go? In the 90s, it wasn't that easy. You may or may not have to endure the kind of friendship that makes you do battle at a Medieval Times restaurant, be framed for receiving stolen property, unknowingly solicit a prostitute, or play Porno Password with your own mother! You may want to think twice about slipping the cable guy $50 for all the premium channels. Not only is it illegal and in this state if convicted you could be fined up to $5,000 or spend six months in a correctional facility, but you may end up with a creepy new friend named Chip Douglas! But whatever you do, don't get on his bad side, cause he can be your best friend or your worst enemy! Get ready to woo back your girlfriend, play sound roundball, and await the verdict in the Sam Sweet trial on the Information Superhighway! Stay tuned, it's The Cable Guy!