Tank Girl (1995)

Published: Aug. 7, 2019, 6:38 p.m.

What if you saved the world from an evil utility company with the help of your misfit friends? What if some of those misfits are genetically mutated half-men, half-kangaroos?! Suggested beastiality aside, it's exactly what you asked for, and goddamnit this movie delivered! And to spice things up we have no less than a thousand costume and hair changes for our tough, sexy, feisty hero played by Lori Petty. But watch out for that awful Malcom McDowell! He might decide he's evil and thirsty enough to drink the water from your shriveled, dehydrated corpse! Grab your tank, your danger balls, and your dry, sarcastic wit and get ready for the dusty, mid-90s hyper rapey cult classic known as Tank Girl!