Jaws: The Revenge (1987)

Published: Nov. 26, 2019, 8:13 p.m.

Dive into the 4th (and thankfully final) installment of the Jaws series while you ponder the question on everyone's mind: Can a shark really take revenge on someone? While this shark's brain is roughly the size of a walnut, it can nonetheless track you down and plot the murder of your entire family, even if you travel a thousand miles away via airplane flown by drug smuggler/occasional pilot Michael Caine. Oh yeah, this freaky fish has a blood lust that knows no end! Is it personal this time? Ellen Brody sure thinks so, and so does the film's official cliché tagline! Featuring the only shark in the world to evolve the vocal capacity of an African Lion, this razor-toothed beast is sure to at least inspire a few lazy, gimmicky dream sequences. This week, grab a Bahama Mama with your new pal Hoagie and climb aboard Neptune's Folly as you face the most bloodthirsty, remorseless eating machine known to man. Just make sure you have a plan before you set sail! Risk your life in the name of science and you're sure to be the real MVP (Mario Van Peebles) of the film. Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the theater, it's Jaws: The Revenge!