Encino Man (1992)

Published: May 1, 2019, 2:13 a.m.

Listen. If you're edged 'cause we're weezin all your grindage, just chill! 'Cause if we had the whole Brady Bunch thing happenin' at our pad, we'd go grind over there. So don't tax our gig so hardcore, cruster! Also, who knew becoming the popular kid in high school was as easy as a misguided attempt at digging a hole in your backyard where a pool would be installed to be unveiled as the centerpiece of a radical 90s high school party where you're counting on its epic-ness to propel you into the social stratosphere to the point where the hot girl will like you but then that hole had a frozen caveman in it which lead to her actually liking HIM but then you learn some valuable lessons about being yourself but then never actually learn anything at all? Well, that's this movie! Come check out these fresh nugs with us, bud-dy! This week it's Encino Man!