Dan Scott's #1 Fan has returned, this time to shed those tighty whities and dive head first into a teen classic from 2004: The Girl Next Door. Ben J has spent the past 16 years gearing up with this very moment and thankfully, he delivered with flying colors. Topics on this explosive teen movie breakdown include close connections to Risky Business, insane small casting choices, Average Joe the TV show, pornstar trivia, a smokin' hot elisha cuthbert, Canadian jersey chasing, love me or hate me: emilie hirsch, movie soundtrack narcissism, Eli is a creep, most unreal movie soundtrack of all time, perfect movie intros, side boob, "I'm all wet, can i come in?", Hunter and his boys, finding out your gf did porn, horrendous teen logic and rationale, paying $25k to get the Cambodian genius Samyung to the US, watching porn with your friends, and much much more!\nFeaturing Mt Rushmore of VL Teen Movie Hotties, Rotten Tomatoes Game, Ryan Philippe Practice Hero Award, Picking Nits, clips/music from the movie, Hypothetical Role Play, MCITW (sponsored by Wicklow Wear) and MVP of the Week.