WHY ARE TWO (2) PIZZERIAS ON THE SAME BLOCK IN WASHINGTON D.C. TRYING TO GET THEMSELVES BUSTED FOR SINISTER AND PERVERTED BEHAVIOR? OCCASIONALLY A CRIMINALLY INSANE PERSON WANDERS INTO A POLICE STATION DRIPPING WITH BLOOD, BRAGGING THAT HE JUST ATE HIS VICTIM. BUT WHY WOULD TWO DIFFERENT ESTABLISHMENTS ON THE SAME BLOCK TRY TO GET THEMSELVES CAUGHT? HAVE THEY GONE INSANE AT THE SAME TIME? YES, THERE ARE REAL PERVERTS IN WASHINGTON -- BUT ARE THE REAL PERVERTS SUDDENLY TRYING TO GET CAUGHT BY BRAGGING ON PUBLIC SOCIAL MEDIA SITES AND POSTING PHOTOS OF THEIR CRIMES? HOW DOES THAT MAKE ANY SENSE? YES, PIZZAGATE INVOLVES CROOKS AND PERVERTS IN HIGH GOVERNMENT POSITIONS. BUT THE STAFF OF THESE TWO PIZZA SHOPS ALLEGEDLY KEEP POSTING BIZARRE AND DEVIANT PHOTOS TO FACEBOOK AND INSTAGRAM -- FOR WHAT REASON? WHY ARE THEY BRAGGING ON PUBLIC WEBSITES ABOUT THEIR CRIMES? WHY ARE THEY FRANTICALLY POSTING GRAPHIC PHOTOS INVOLVING MINORS ALL OVER THE WEB? IS IT BECAUSE THEY YEARN TO GET ARRESTED AND IMPRISONED FOR SEX CRIMES? BECAUSE THEY ENJOY CANNIBALISM SO MUCH THAT THEY'VE ALL DECIDED TO 'COME OUT OF THE CANNIBAL CLOSET' TOGETHER -- WITHOUT FEAR OF PROSECUTION? DID HILLARY CLINTON AND JOHN PODESTA REALLY COMMIT SEX CRIMES UNDER A PIZZA SHOP? DID GEORGE SOROS REALLY DONATE $20,000 TO A PIZZA PLACE FULL OF DEVIANT SEX PERVERTS? IS DAVID BROCK'S BOYFRIEND REALLY INVOLVED IN SEX TRAFFICKING? ARE THERE REALLY TUNNELS UNDERNEATH COMET PIZZA?