The Life and Career of Kobe Bryant

Published: Aug. 24, 2021, 5 p.m.

It's Kobe Bryant day today, and you know what that means. Oh yeah, we're going to be taking a look at the life and record-breaking career of the Black Mamba. Who? The guy who played 24 on for the Lakers. Who? KOBE FREAKIN BRYANT! Oh shit why didn't you say so?! *Cool pyrotechnic explosions occur, and cool rock music starts playing*