Before I Fall (2017)

Published: Nov. 24, 2021, 1 p.m.

CW: This movie talks a lot about suicide (and not very well might we add). Thus, we also talk a lot about suicide in this episode (hopefully slightly less poorly?). If you don't want to listen to that, feel free to skip this episode.

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However, you should definitely listen if you think that any girl that was sort of mean to you in high school deserves to die. This movie is real wish fulfillment for that. But not if you want the girl that was like, the meanest to you to die. She will continue to avoid any capital punishment because her parents got divorced, so she has suffered enough. Also, sorry, but that mean girl who dies? She's not even that sad about it. She's actually pretty happy to play martyr because she had some good times in high school and that's a life, ya know? So really, not sure who this movie was for in the end, but it definitely wasn't us. Enjoy!

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