Umberto Eco, a Briefcase Fulla Feces, Sex in a Cardboard Box, and the Mail

Published: Oct. 5, 2019, 2:22 a.m.

Wherein the narrator makes peace with certain shortcomings, answers some mail from an angry young person, and then expounds--perhaps a little too eagerly--about the upside of sleeping with somebody who, like his friend Cindy, has very specific kinks.