The Public Masturbator, Failing Math with Lon Chaney, and Other Things

Published: April 21, 2020, 4:42 a.m.

Wherein the narrator addresses some communication issues with his inner circle, waxes on the myriad transformations of Lon Chaney Jr., learns to appreciate a great 20th century painter, and then riffs for a bit, at the very end, about a romantic conundrum in which he's found himself.