Halloween Special, Part Two: UPN 33, the Old Friend & the Voyeur, Addicted to Dating

Published: Nov. 8, 2019, 5:52 p.m.

Wherein the narrator comes up pretty late with what was supposed to be a Halloween-day episode. A riff about what it was like to grow up watching edited horror movies on UPN 33 in Miami, his failure in little league baseball, his changing attitudes about ageing and a long, long, LONG aimless and shapeless riff about his addiction to dating.