Mike, Ann and an unexpectedly ailing Bobby ditch the Coleman cooler full of algae juice for some Canadian beer and Teriyaki Madness before losing their appetites thanks to Luke\u2019s questionable medical talk and hygiene maintenance. Then again, stories of Bobby\u2019s high school surgery prep, Ann nerding out about murderdata.org and Mike\u2019s unoiled stump didn\u2019t help much, either. It\u2019s not all a trip to Grossto(w)n though\u2014there\u2019s also Skyjinx (woo), multiple hypothetical questions and a trio of Simpsons references. When you\u2019re done listening to today\u2019s show: Order your awesome cards and gift tags from Jen Andrews\u2019 prettysnarky.com at 20% off with code \u2018bandwagon\u2019 (thanks, Jen!) Let us know what you\u2019d save from a house fire (assuming your animals get out on their own) Check to see if you know any right-leg-only amputees who wear a men\u2019s size 13 Waste a little more of your time on us by reviewing your favorite slugs on iTunes! (If you\u2019re going to be mean, at least be funny, and use proper grammar.)