#428: The Final Final Friday of our Planned Cromulesence

Published: Sept. 27, 2019, 3:03 a.m.

Welcome to the final \u201cFinal Friday\u201d edition of LRB! Bobby is unapologetically Simpsons-splainin\u2019, Mike is celebrating Ravelry Week, Ann is\xa0 letting her inner bitch become her outer bitch, Christy is riding a rolley coaster of office dog emotion, and Hillary is making a compelling case for why everyone (or at least her neighbors) should have one of those Ring doorbells. Also, more listener love about the upcoming show transition, why no one loves bedtime, and there\u2019s\xa0 no love lost for Jeff Bezos and his \u201cterms of service\u201d that we maybe (probably) \u201cviolated.\u201d Expect a strongly worded email from sparklepony69@nofatchicks.org any day now, Jeff. In the words of our forefathers, \u201cHere\u2019s a flashlight, a racing form and a Penthouse Forum. Come back when the street lights are on.\u201d