It\u2019s Independence week, and the ladies of LRB are over here just chillin\u2019. We\u2019ve got some decisions to finalize before we gather in Seattle in a few weeks\u2019 time, including the look of the costumes for our upcoming quidditch match at Gas Works Park, and the plan for our Singles tour of Seattle. In this week\u2019s recap of TBTL, we come up with some tips for minimizing on-air allergy noises, figure out how we can qualify for disabled parking placards, and realize why so many breakfast cereals have undergone name changes in the years since our childhoods. Additionally, we discuss ballpark patriotism, how \u201cit\u2019s better than it sounds\u201d is never a ringing endorsement, and how it can be that Paul Rudd is not a \u201cweird, cat-faced monster.\u201d Oh, and Luke? We love you, but keep your dog on a leash.