The Sentimental Story of a Man Finally Learning to Stay in His Lane

Published: May 14, 2022, 1 p.m.

So the United State Supreme Court has determined (or will shortly) that women aren't wholly people. Cool.... Cool cool. Our society has been debating this subject for decades, and most of the "supportive" discourse is absolute garbage that seems to agree with the idea that women are at least some different type of person who needs special rules. Enter "The Cider House Rules," a movie adapted from acclaimed author John Irving. A sweet sensitive story about a man's very, very important opinions on abortion. It's got all the clich\xe9s, a woman who dies, and woman who is raped, and a women who will never get to have kids again after having an abortion. Amy is in an absolute rage over this one.