Cate and Lori revisit the great Cabbage Patch Kids panic of Christmas 1983 (but not before providing a dramatic reading of \u201dThe Legend of the Cabbage Patch Kids\u201d for your listening pleasure). Lori recounts the horror of being the last kid on Earth without a Cabbage Patch Kid, while Cate lends her midwife expertise to a genuine Cabbage Patch Kid \u201dbirth\u201d. The besties also get real about the pressures of \u201dadoption\u201d as 7 year olds, sex-ed via the cabbage patch, and just saying no to crazy capitalism on principle.