You are alright. For you, this is nothing.

Published: March 15, 2021, 3:35 a.m.

Jimbo discusses the Premier League weekend with Charlie Eccleshare, Daniel Storey & Matt Davies-Adams, a matchday with some truly unforgettable moments.\n\nArsenal bag the bragging rights by beating Tottenham in the North London derby, despite Lamela and his rabona providing one of the great Premier League goals. But did Mourinho revert to type with his tactics?\n\nElsewhere did Man United\u2019s narrow win over West Ham actually show the chasm between the two sides?\n\nChris Wilder leaves soon-to-be relegated Sheffield United. Will he turn up at a Premier League club or aspiring Premier League club next season?\n\nMatt hears Bielsa, Tuchel and Kevin Friend at close quarters on the touchline at Elland Road. And we pay tribute to Dyche, McNeil and Burnley\u2019s witchcraft.\xa0\n\nPlus Vardy\u2019s Kane-esque role and spiteful celebrations.\n\n\nRUNNING ORDER:\xa0\n\xa0\n\u2022 PART 1a: Moments of the weekend (01m 30s)\n\u2022 PART 1b: Arsenal 2-1 Tottenham (05m 00s)\xa0\n\u2022 PART 2a: Man Utd 1-0 West Ham (19m 30s)\n\u2022 PART 2b: Wilder leaves Sheffield United, with Richard Sutcliffe (23m 30s)\n\u2022 PART 2c: Leeds 0-0 Chelsea (34m 00s)\n\u2022 PART 3: Southampton 1-2 Brighton & Newcastle 1-1 Aston Villa (41m 30s)\n\u2022 PART 4a: Everton 1-2 Burnley (45m 30s)\n\u2022 PART 4b: The rest of the Premier League action (53m 00s)\n\u2022 PART 5: The odds with Carl Monaghan from Paddy Power (55m 30s)\n\u2022 PART 6: Spite-filled celebrations (57m 30s)\n\xa0\xa0\nSIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC FOR \xa34 A MONTH:\n\u2022\xa0theathletic.com/totally\n\xa0\nGET IN TOUCH:\n\u2022\xa0follow us on\xa0Instagram\n\u2022\xa0find us on\xa0Facebook\n\u2022 send us a\xa0tweet: @TheTotallyShow\n\xa0\nPARISH NOTICES:\n\u2022\xa0we\u2019re sponsored by\xa0Paddy Power\xa0- home of the Money Back Special\n\xa0\nREAD STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE:\n\u2022\xa0check out\xa0thetotallyfootballshow.com.\nLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices