Reduced to a screaming seven-year-old

Published: June 29, 2021, 3:37 a.m.

Jimbo, Carl Anka and Daniel Storey try and make sense of quite possibly the greatest day of tournament football ever.\n\nSwitzerland knock out world champions France on penalties after a 3-3 draw in Bucharest. We try to explain the magnificence of Xhaka and Pogba. And would France have fared better with Laporte?\n\nSpeaking of Laporte, his Spanish side beat Croatia 5-3 after extra time. How to explain a free-scoring team with a struggling striker?\n\nEngland and Germany face off at Wembley on Tuesday. Raphael Honigstein tells us why he\u2019s worried about German improv up against a heavily rehearsed England.\n\nPlus Sweden Ukraine, Dutch despair from 2000 and attempting to explain the own goal epidemic.\n\n\nRUNNING ORDER:\xa0\n\xa0\n\u2022 PART 1: Switzerland knock out France on penalties (04m 30s)\n\u2022 PART 2: Croatia 3-5 Spain (19m 00s)\n\u2022 PART 3a: England v Germany preview with Raphael Honigstein (31m 30s)\n\u2022 PART 3b: Sweden v Ukraine preview (47m 00s)\n\u2022 PART 4: The odds with Paddy Power (51m 30s)\n\u2022 PART 5: On This Day \u2013 Toldo and Totti torment the Dutch (54m 00s)\n\n\nSIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC FOR \xa31 A MONTH FOR YOUR FIRST 6 MONTHS:\n\u2022\xa0theathletic.com/totally\n\xa0\nGET IN TOUCH:\n\u2022\xa0follow us on\xa0Instagram\n\u2022\xa0find us on\xa0Facebook\n\u2022 send us a\xa0tweet: @TheTotallyShow\n\xa0\nPARISH NOTICES:\n\u2022\xa0we\u2019re sponsored by\xa0Paddy Power\xa0- home of the Money Back Special\n\xa0\nREAD STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE:\n\u2022\xa0check out\xa0thetotallyfootballshow.com.\nLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices