Haaland, Ronaldo, Mitrovic and more opening day is upon us

Published: Aug. 4, 2022, 1:50 p.m.

Premier League matchday 1 sees Jimbo assemble a pod squad of Tom Williams, Laurie Whitwell and Adrian Clarke.\n\nWill Erling Haaland score another debut hat-trick? Will Aleksandar Mitrovic finally step up to the Premier League? Who will be sadder this weekend \u2013 Brendan Rodgers or the\xa0Spanish Brendan Rodgers?\n\nLaurie gives us the lowdown on how Erik ten Hag is trying to instill discipline at Old Trafford. And how Cristiano Ronaldo is proving an obstacle to that.\n\nInspired by Raheem Sterling and Gabriel Jesus, which players just looked wrong in a different jersey?\n\nPlus opening day memories, Adrian\u2019s holiday with Luke Ayling, and unfortunately for us all, Forest are trying to sign someone called Jizz Hornkamp.\xa0\n\n\nRUNNING ORDER:\xa0\n\n\u2022 PART 1a: All or Nothing musings (03.00)\n\u2022 PART 1b: Opening weekend memories (06.30)\xa0\n\u2022 PART 1c: West Ham v Man City & Fulham v Liverpool previews (11.00)\n\u2022 PART 2a: PL players no longer taking the knee (20.00)\n\u2022 PART 2b: Everton v Chelsea, Palace v Arsenal and players that look weird in another shirt (23.00)\n\u2022 PART 3: Man Utd v Brighton preview (36.00)\n\u2022 PART 4: Newcastle v Forest and the rest of the Premier League weekend (47.00)\n\n\nSIGN UP TO THE ATHLETIC TODAY FOR \xa31 A MONTH FOR THE FIRST 6 MONTHS\n\u2022\xa0theathletic.com/totally\n\xa0\nGET IN TOUCH:\n\u2022\xa0follow us on\xa0Instagram\n\u2022\xa0find us on\xa0Facebook\n\u2022 send us a\xa0tweet: @TheTotallyShow\n\xa0\nREAD STUFF ON OUR WEBSITE:\n\u2022\xa0check out\xa0thetotallyfootballshow.com.\nLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices