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Story: Mr. Elman\u2019s Announcement
Story by: Gail Nobles \xa9 2022
All characters & voices by: Gail Nobles
Laughter effect: https://www.freesfx.co.uk/

Today\u2019s episode: Mr. Elman\u2019s announcement on the Tale of DJ Flip.

One day Mr. Elman went down to the radio station to see DJFlip. He had an announcement to make. Elman went to the station in a wheelchair with his leg banded up.

Flip: Okay Elman. You\u2019re on the air now.

Elman: Flip, I would like to make an announcement about that singer you\u2019ve been hanging with, Amarah.

Flip: Amarah?

Elman: Yea, that\u2019s right. She shot me in the leg man. And everybody around here in town thinks she\u2019s goody two shoes. That girl\u2019s dangerous. You better leave her alone man.

Flip: What you talking about Elman?

Elman: I was at Miss Grady\u2019s house one day. She had a package on her doorstep. I was gonna let Miss Grady know. I was gonna go around to the back door because I thought I saw her around there. Amarah came after me telling me to drop the package, and she shot me in my leg. I hate that woman!

Flip: Na man! You talking bout my girl. She wouldn\u2019t do nothing like that.

Elman: Okay! Don\u2019t believe. She\u2019s gonna get you next. Wait & See! I ain\u2019t sitting in this wheelchair with bandages on my leg for nothin\u2019. I got witnesses too. And my announcement to the world is watch out for Amarah. And if I were you, I wouldn\u2019t be buying her records. The girl is dangerous, and she\u2019s crazy. Too much crime going around as it is. Ain\u2019t gonna do no good to report it. She\u2019d be out of jail in no time to shoot off my other leg. I heard about that trouble you got in to hanging with her.

Flip: What trouble Elman?

Elman: Fip, you know what trouble. Way out there in Egypt Land.

Flip: I had enough of your jokes man.

Elman: And Amarah looks like an Egyptian lady. You better stay away from her man. She\u2019ll have you layin\u2019 up in bandages looking like a mummy. You see what she done to my leg.

Flip: I don\u2019t believe there is anything wrong with your leg Elman. You just got ailments. Everybody knows that you\u2019ve been stealing from Miss Grady. If Amarah shot you, I\u2019m sure she probably thought it was necessary.

Elman: Now see there you go taking up for them. I ain\u2019t never took nothing from that old lady. And Miss Grady got everybody believing that I have. Miss Grady is telling a tale. She had Amarah shooting at me, and had me flying in mid-air down the street. Ain\u2019t that a blip.

Flip: When did Amarah shoot you Elman?

Elman: Three weeks ago.

Flip: And you just saying something about it? You think police are just gonna knock on your door? Knock! Knock! Who is it? Police!

Elman: Na Flip! If I call them police, they\u2019ll put me in jail. I ain\u2019t going to jail for nobody. They always asking me what I\u2019ve been up to. I might as well take the law into my own hands. And Amarah, if you\u2019re listening, you better watch you\u2019re back!

Flip: Hold up now! Wait a minute Elman! You threatening my girl! Don\u2019t be threatening my girl! You better not go nowhere near Amarah!

Elman: Oh, What you gonna do about it? Give me a ticket? I ought to be the police around here, and give you a ticket for letting your girlfriend carry that gun.

Flip: if you touch Amarah, I\u2019ll go to jail! Case closed!

Elman: Ain\u2019t that a blip! I ain\u2019t even touched her yet, and you already crazy. Well, if you got to go to jail, you got to go.

Flip: Man, get your criminal cripple behind out my station!

Elman: Okay! But I better not see Egyptian lady again! \u2026..