Miss Grady and Corona - 5:23:20, 5.30 PM

Published: May 23, 2020, 9:59 p.m.

Title: Miss Grady and Corona
Story by: Gail Nobles
Photo credit: Image by pmvchamara .com from Pixabay

DJ Flip: Good evening ladies and gentlemen. This is DJ Flip. We've got Miss Grady on the air.

Miss Grady: I've been in the house all day. You can't let the Corona Virus stop you from living, but you got to stay safe. Sometimes I wonder why they gave the virus that name Corona because it's just like a man. It's like a man at war and always messing up; bringing destruction.

I wear a mask when I go to the grocery store. I know Coroma's out there waiting to shop with me like I need help with my groceries. Yes Corona! I need help. Thank you for helping me retire. Send those checks on in. I'm still waiting. You can pay for my groceries while I'm waiting. You son of a gun. You brought so much trouble to the world. Somebody like you always out live those of us that try to live and do what's right. You'll stay here a long time to make people suffer.
I never wish death on my enemies, but I pray and I pray that Corona will die.

I'm sitting out here on my porch getting some cool breeze. Don't you come up here bothering me! I've got my virus spray ready, and I better not catch you sitting in my rockin' chair.

I'd like to say to all the people in the world. Don't let the Corona virus win. Fight this battle. Now is the time to pray. Put that card game second, and pray for your life first! Put your job second, and pray for your life first! Put that money second, and pray that we can keep our stores and businesses. Do the important thing first! Pray! We can beat the Corona virus today.

DJ Flip: That was Miss Grady on WDJF, and I'm Dj Flip. Stay safe.