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Shop from home with Instacart, get your kitty litter, hair clippers groceries and more, delivered to your door: https://instacart.oloiyb.net/9KJWQ Sorry I'm late, this took awhile and I've been dealing with a cat that refuses to poop.\xa0 She's good now though.\xa0 Anyways I make fun of Ted Cruz a little bit, tell a story about getting laced and hallucinating muppets, make fun of high school and more.\xa0 You guys are great, I love you guys and I definitely didn't write this description while drunk on margaritas.\n\n\nThis episode is sponsored by\n\xb7 Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app\n\n\nSend in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/shortnewspod/message\nSupport this podcast: https://anchor.fm/shortnewspod/support\n\nLearn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices\n\n--- \n\nSupport this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/shortnewspodcast/support