In this week\u2019s episode, Eli will make a New Year\u2019s resolution to have sex with fewer mailboxes, Eli will fail at his New Year\u2019s resolution, and we\u2019re all left wondering how that works.
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\n\n\nHeadlines:
\n\n\nThe Catholic Church in Illinois Didn\u2019t Disclose Allegations Against 500+ Priests: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2018/12/19/the-catholic-church-in-illinois-didnt-disclose-allegations-against-500-priests/
\n\n\nChristmas Christian Freakout
\n\n\n\n\n\nSome Christians are mad at Mattel for considering same-sex wedding dolls: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2018/12/21/some-christians-are-mad-at-mattel-for-considering-same-sex-wedding-dolls/
\n\n\nChristian Airline
\n\n\n\n\n\nArizona GOP legislators file overreaching bills to stifle classroom discussions: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2018/12/28/arizona-gop-legislators-file-overreaching-bills-to-stifle-classroom-discussions/
\n\n\nFacebook awful sorry Franklin Graham has to follow hate speech rules: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2018/12/30/facebook-shouldnt-have-apologized-to-franklin-graham-for-his-hate-speech-ban/
\n\n\nWoman Claims in Lawsuit That Former Boss Forced Her to Adopt Scientology (doodly doo)
\n\n\n\n\n\nA new album offers Christians clean music to play during sex: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2018/12/20/a-new-album-offers-christians-clean-music-to-play-during-sex/
\n\n\nThis Week in Misogyny:
\n\n\nVideo: Bedouin judge forces accused wife to lick hot iron: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/01/01/video-shows-islamic-bedouin-judges-forcing-accused-wife-to-lick-red-hot-iron/
\n\n\nFemale Mormon missionaries can now wear pants: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/01/02/female-mormon-missionaries-can-now-wear-pants-but-serious-restrictions-apply/