The Gaffer hopes that Sam\u2019s behaved hisself and given satisfaction; we hope we\u2019ve done the same for you. Join The Man of the West and The Lord of the Mark as the ruffians hack, burn, and ruin everything they touch in the fourth of five episodes on The Scouring of the Shire. Flashbacks tell us about Lotho\u2019s \u201cbusiness dealings\u201d, as well as his mother\u2019s fierce umbrella-wielding skills (don\u2019t want to hold her down); the Gaffer misses his taters; and Merry has the high ground, Anakin. We wonder if Lotho should have invested in skin care instead, discuss the importance of battlefield intelligence, and lobby for a promotion for Merry. Also, we wonder what\u2019s so bad about biscuits.