212 Highway to Dell

Published: June 6, 2021, 3 p.m.

As the company exits the mysterious forest, Legolas looks back and is enchanted by the trees and their eyes \u2014 a perfectly ordinary thing for trees to have, obviously. Before Gimli makes a run for it out of pure self-preservation, Legolas is snapped out of it by Gandalf, who offers no real explanation (again) and urges them to press on along the road to Isengard. We speculate on what Middle-earth would be like if there were no Dwarves, dust off our Gollum voices, and prove once again that we\u2019ll grasp at any flimsy excuse to make a Rush reference.