POLICE FIND A GUN HIDDEN BETWEEN A MAN'S BUTT CHEEKS
\nA WOMAN TRYING TO PEE BETWEEN CARS ON A MOVING SUBWAY TRAIN, FALLS TO THE TRACKS AND IS CRUSHED
\nA TOPLESS PHOTO WHORE IN TIMES SQUARE IS ARRESTED FOR ALLEGEDLY OFFERING TO BLOW A COP FOR $200\xa0
\nGUEST, COMEDIAN AND OLD FRIEND, THE LEGENDARY TOM RYAN (LETTERMAN).\xa0