ASTEROID SOLUTION with Tom Ryan

Published: Sept. 11, 2015, 7:23 a.m.

POLICE FIND A GUN HIDDEN BETWEEN A MAN'S BUTT CHEEKS

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A WOMAN TRYING TO PEE BETWEEN CARS ON A MOVING SUBWAY TRAIN, FALLS TO THE TRACKS AND IS CRUSHED

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A TOPLESS PHOTO WHORE IN TIMES SQUARE IS ARRESTED FOR ALLEGEDLY OFFERING TO BLOW A COP FOR $200\xa0

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GUEST, COMEDIAN AND OLD FRIEND, THE LEGENDARY TOM RYAN (LETTERMAN).\xa0