245 with RYAN REISS

Published: March 1, 2016, 1:52 a.m.

GANG RAPE CHARGES AGAINST 5 TEEN BOYS, DROPPED BY THE BROOKLYN DA - IN PART BECAUSE THE ACCUSER WAS HAVING SEX WITH HER DAD MOMENTS BEFORE THE TEENS WALKED UP.

\n

A MANHATTAN ATTORNEY BATTLES RAPE AND ASSAULT CHARGES - BY SAYING HE\u2019S IMPOTENT, DIDN\u2019T TAKE HIS BLUE PILL PLUS THE LADY IN QUESTION WEIGHS OVER 200 LBS AND HIS BED COULDN\u2019T HAVE SUPPORTED THEM BOTH (OBJECTION SUSTAINED)

\n

DRAMATIC QUEENS CASE - ANOTHER TODDLER SCALDER - THIS TIME A BABYSITTER BURNS THE HANDS OF A KID WHO WOULDN\u2019T WASH THE SYRUP OFF HIS GRUBBY FINGERS AND THE KID MAY NEED SURGERY.

\n

with STAND UP COMEDIAN, WARM-UP FOR SETH MEYERS - RYAN REISS.