A SHAOLIN TODDLER SCALDER RETURNS TO THE HOOSEGOW.\xa0
\nIN THE BRONX, A MAN OPENS FIRE ON COPS IN A HOUSING PROJECT STAIRWELL, THEN BLOWS HIS OWN BRAINS OUT.
\nMEANWHILE, THE MAYOR GIVES A SPEECH JUST FIVE MILES AWAY SAYING THE CITY IS SAFER THAN EVER.
\nSPECIAL GUEST - "NEWS WHORE" MANDY STADTMILLER