491: The Yellow Ones Don't Stop

Published: Dec. 15, 2019, 6:31 p.m.

b'Get out your flask of maple syrup, warm up your Lite Brites and Etch-A-Sketches, and check the Clausometer, because it\\u2019s time to tell the story of Buddy the Elf. It\\u2019s 2003\\u2019s \\u201cElf\\u201d, the modern Christmas classic starring Will Ferrell. What are the theological implications of the seven levels of the candy cane forest? Why so many \\u201cLord of the Rings\\u201d references? How can James Caan and everyone else at the publishing company be so bad at their jobs? Wait a second\\u2026 this isn\\u2019t maple syrup!'