Draw a beard on your face with a Sharpie, prepare to learn math via touch, and we\u2019ll take you to the second level! Our trek into films of questionable quality continues with John Boorman\u2019s 1974 sci-fi epic \u201cZardoz,\u201d starring Sean Connery in a red diaper and a floating stone head. Even the writer/director/producer can\u2019t explain what happened, and neither can we\u2014except maybe for Glenn.