237: Force Denier

Published: March 6, 2015, 5:22 p.m.

b'War! We begin our final battle with the \\u201cStar Wars\\u201d prequels with our take on \\u201cStar Wars - Episode III: Revenge of the Sith.\\u201d After a long string of opening statements, we take on the crawl and the first few scenes of the film. Why does a droid wheeze? Why are villains introduced off screen? Why is Christopher Lee wasted? What\\u2019s the deal with all the elevators? Why is Darth Vader a chump? Why is there even more boring political science? What happened to Natalie Portman, and why is she wearing beaded bedclothes while standing on balconies? (part 1 of 2)'