Against the advice of our doctors, we\u2019re back with more prequels. This time it\u2019s \u201cStar Wars: Episode II \u2014 Attack of the Clones.\u201d With three different opening statements, our podcast is about as bureaucratic as the Imperial Senate. We also discuss R2\u2019s incompetence as a security system, ponder Anakin\u2019s puzzling pick-up lines (and haircut), sympathize with the boring job of the Jedi, and question the plight of the Fett family and the clone troopers. (Part 1 of 2.)