scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/FM7VCLWhYYg?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480">\n\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\t\nThis week on The Geek I/O Show, we\u2019re kickin\u2019 it old school with no guests at all! \xa0We don\u2019t need no stinkin\u2019 guests! \xa0Unless you want to be a guest. \xa0Drop us line, we\u2019d love to hang with you. \xa0Nothing creepy, just homies chillin\u2019 out together. \xa0Anyhoo\u2026\nWe discussed butt zipping, angry RoboJaz, how to DDoS attack yourself (DDoSicide? \xa0Ah jeeze...that\u2019s terrible...forget I said that), ArcheAge, bad things happen when children get scissors, animated turkeys are way more awesome than animated squirrels, stringing cables, loving and hating Bob\u2019s Burgers, putting something in your mouth and eating it, purple tongue, twin peaks in Twin Peaks, lemon curd tarts, scientist take the first step toward making a real rainbow road (eff that!), Amazon bought Twitch, the ninja burger doesn\u2019t look appetizing and might be racist, and pooping out quarters! \xa0Plus! \xa0Absolutely no mention whatsoever of that Apple thing that happened this week!\nJoin us on The Geek I/O Show, won\u2019t you? \xa0We\u2019re all backed up and exploding in your face.\n\n\n\nf you like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the G