Geek I/O: Rant and Review #114: Transformers: Age of Extinction: "Marky Mark Love Optimus"

Published: July 25, 2015, 2:11 a.m.

scrolling="no" allowfullscreen="" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/s7HppZpnT3k?wmode=opaque&enablejsapi=1" width="854" frameborder="0" height="480">\n\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\t\nThis week on The Geek I/O Show, we\u2019re hanging with our homeboy robots to do a rant and review of Transformers: Age of Extinction, starring Mark Wahlberg and his arms. \xa0We watched all two hours and forty-five minutes of this movie, and it was all kinds of unconstitutional.\nWe discussed baking the rules, those hipsters died, you gotta get it with the balls, the Irish plot device, knocking bad guys out with an oversized football pillow, hyperdrive boots, this hurts me more than it hurts you Grimlock, giant roman candle factories, Transformers don\u2019t understand what it means to sneak, why is Frasier so angry, and a Michael Bay checklist! \xa0Plus! \xa0She was orange, and the cornfield was green!\nJoin us on The Geek I/O Show Rant & Review, won\u2019t you? \xa0Because there is no place like Cybertron.\n\nfyou like what you see and hear on Geek I/O and want to support us on a consistent basis, head on over to patreon.com/geekio where you can subscribe to our network and help us create better content, with new equipment and potentially no-ads (initially on the main show). You can donate any amount you wish, starting at $1/month. Thank you for your continued support of the Geek I/O Network!\nPlease take a brief moment to participate in an anonymous survey to help us know who is listening. It not only helps us know you better, but allows you to give us direct feedback about what you like and don't like about the shows on our network. Also it will help us attract sponsors if enough listeners like you participate. Thanks!