[NSFW] Final Fantasy RPGcast - Part 6: Forget Pancakes; Let's Cook the Town

Published: Feb. 22, 2014, 2 p.m.

As Nathaniel "the GM" Hoover lets Michael \u201cPANC the Fighter\u201d Ridgaway get away with riding off toward Coneria atop the fearsome WarMECH, Michael \u201cALPH the Red Mage\u201d Gray, Joseph \u201cJOEV the White Mage\u201d Martin, and Anna \u201cLITA the Black Mage\u201d Bryniarski join with the what's left of the LIGHT WARRIORS to take on CHAOS, who is a totally appropriate final boss fight for Level 5 characters.\n\nBrace yourself for the final installment of this misguided quest for pancakes, in which you can expect to hear:\n\n - Unnecessarily environmentally friendly camping gear\n - The GM's miscalculation almost allows WarMECH to deal 63,000 damage. Stay in school, kids\u2014it saves lives. Well, if it were anything other than WarMECH, it'd save lives.\n - LITA kills someone with a shirt\n - PANC TURNS DOWN PANCAKES\n - Double regicide\n\nThe adventure concludes here!