Toilet Test Drive

Published: Aug. 17, 2017, 1:57 p.m.

Me and my Sweet Thang are on the lookout for a new house. So, for the past few weeks we've been lookin' at a bunch of 'em...tryin' to find The One. This past weekend, we were at a house out in the country...pretty secluded from any sort of businesses or other \u201cpit stops.\u201d Walkin' through this one particular home, I told my My Lady I was goin' to use the facilities...'cause I had to GO. Right then. She was APPALLED that I would even THINK of doin' something like that. WHY? You're there to check it out, right? Take it for a test drive...see if it's worth goin' into debt for the next 30 years? Come on ya'll...back me up on this.