B-SIDES 23: "Santa's Slay"

Published: Dec. 12, 2021, 10:25 a.m.

Santa has come early this year and he\u2019s gotta sack full of mayhem for a small town called Hell \u2013 It\u2019s SANTA\u2019S SLAY!

Here\u2019s how IMDB describes the movie: It\u2019s Christmas Eve \u2013 2005 and Santa Claus (Bill Goldberg) arrives in to a small town aptly named Hell to check on the naughty and the nice. A deli working teenager Nicholas Yuleson (Douglas Smith) finds that his grandfather (Robert Culp) is actually an angel that defeated the devil's son at a game of curling, and the evil creature has spent the last one thousand years playing a good Santa Claus, giving toys to the children. Now that the bet is over, Santa Claus wants revenge. Nicholas and his girlfriend Mary Mackenzie (Emilie de Ravin) try to escape from the killer and find a way to stop him until the end of Christmas. This holiday horror has more mid-2000\u2019s era b-level stars than lights on a Christmas tree, including Dave Thomas, Saul Rubinkek, Chris Kattan, Fran Drescher, Rebecca Gayheart and the uncredited, but not unmissed James Caan!

\u201cCarpentune\u201d Intro and outro music composed & performed by Gregory Bromfield

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