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I took my troubles down to Gaming Fools
You know that game store that grog nard dude
I went in Sunday when he opened up at nine
\\u2018Cuz he plays A.S.L. and, he plays it all the time.

At ASL I am a flop with it
I haven\\u2019t won a game since 2006
He did a face palm and he sighed a mighty sigh
Said what you need my boy is, ASL Journal 9

He grabbed one and rang me up and gave me a wink
He said it will improve my game in under a week
It\\u2019s got a cool CG that\\u2019s called Suicide Creek
Scenarios, and articles, still in the shrink

I stayed up reading until dawn that night
I started playing every weekday night
And when I beat my friend for the thirty-second time,
I hugged my copy of, ASL Journal 9

It\\u2019s play-tested well, they\\u2019ve worked out all of the kinks
The 2 Half Squads they did a box art RE-view I think
You\'ll soon be a 10-3 just like ol\\u2019 Colonel Klink
Paid one-oh-five, it\\u2019s so worth it! That\'s what I think!

I go to every tournament in sightI became GROFAZ almost over night
And when I cornered Chas at ASLOK twenty nine
He signed my copy of A-SL Journal 9

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