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Tangled Up In Rules

Concept:  Jeff Hallett

Written by Jeff Hallett and Dennis Donovan

Vocals, music, and mixing: Firefly

Early one morning, the sun was shining

I was playin\\u2019 \\u2018gainst Fred 

Startin\\u2019 up a new campaign game

One from the Barricades, Red
We both played ASL together

Just couldn\\u2019t play it enough

We never did like that Squad Leader mess

The rulebook wasn\\u2019t big enough

Now it\\u2019s time to get the show on the road 

Wondering what units to choose

Setting up will take weeks at most
Lord knows there\\u2019s SSRs, to go through

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He was married when we first met

Soon to be divorced

Helped him through a rough time, oh yes 

With Advanced Squad Leader of course 

We played that game as much as we could

Never gave it a rest

Stayed up late most every night

Arguing, but only in jest

He poked around in Chapter B

As I was yakkin\\u2019 away

Heard him mumble something \\u2018bout \\u201c rubble

Collapsing on a wide city avenue?\\u201d

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I had a half-track set up in some woods 

Lurking on the flank for a spell

But it wasn\\u2019t really doing all that much

Then one turn some mortar shells fell

So I read all about area fire

Chapter C, 1 point 5-5

Knowin\\u2019 he\\u2019d smile and probably gloat 

If my half-track got destroyed

But the HT\\u2019s partially armored

So I asked around online

I\\u2019ve seen a lot of answers

But none made sense in my mind 

What else is new??

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He was lookin\\u2019 in the Perry Sez

When I popped opened a beer

I just kept reading the Chapter C pages

The examples aren\\u2019t so clear

And later on when we figured it out

Finally gettin\\u2019 back to our game

He was saying, \\u201cI\\u2019m still not quite clear

\\u2018bout that whole open-topped thang.\\u201d

I muttered somethin\\u2019 underneath my breath 

And studied the links on the page

I must admit I felt a little uneasy

When he pointed out some errata from Journal 2

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I\'d setup for a perfect shot

\\u2018Twas no way I could lose

He walked into my clever trap

Put his men\'s heads in the noose.

I rolled a six & yelled, \\u201cI got ya good!\\u201d

He said. \\u201cI hate to disappoint you,

Your squad\'s of the inexperienced kind

And that machine gun\'s captured, too

And did you forget that the SSR

Said the ammunition was short?

And I must point out your sustained fire

Will only add to the growing list of your blues\\u2026\\u201d

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He took a burger off the stove,

And offered me a bite

\\u201cI see you read Chapter O,\\u201d he said

\\u201cYour eyes hurt from the tiny type?\\u201d

Then he opened his book of rules

And showed me something he\\u2019d

Written down in the margins were notes

From 1993

And every one of those notes was true

There were all from an ol\\u2019 

Q & A on the last page of

Avalon Hill\\u2019s ASL Annual \\u201892

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I fought against him in Stalingrad\\u2019s streets

In the cellars under the stairs 

There were Ruskis on the attack at night

And starshells in the air

Russians are stealthy for ambush but 

Conscripts aren\\u2019t, I realized

He won most all ambush rolls

And lots of my guys died 

When the star shells finally burned out 

His squads had all withdrawn

The only thing I knew how to do

Was to keep on playing on, like in A point 2**

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So now I\\u2019m really confused again

I got to figure it out somehow

All the rules that I thought I knew

Are eluding me right now

Some CG SSRs

Some in Chapter H

Don\\u2019t know where errata\\u2019s listed

I don\\u2019t know why we chose this campaign 

And me, I\\u2019m still scratchin\\u2019 my head 

Wondering what\\u2019s the point

12 years now we\\u2019ve been playing our game

And haven\\u2019t even started German, Turn 2

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**A.2 ERRORS:  All errors stand once play has progressed past the point of commission.